Where are Suri's table manners?

Rather than sit in a chair like a proper child, Suri opted to sit on her dad, Tom Cruise's lap whilst they had tea and cookies at The Plaza Hotel's famed, Palm Court...Something about Suri just seems odd to me... Yes, I'm a bad person who is judging a child.

How awkward is this picture?

Really Tom and Katie, why hold hands awkwardly like this when walking into the Plaza. It looks faux and posed slash, don't Suri's legs work?

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes bring Suri to see The Nutcracker in NYC...

1. Once again, Suri is eating sweets...her sweet tooth is abnormal.
2. Katie, it looks like your "husband", Tom, spent more time on his hair than you did. Get it together.
3. It's freezing in NYC, why isn't Suri wearing tights?

This might be my favorite Suri Picture....

1. How is that kid not fat? All she does is eat ice-cream.
2. Why is Tom so orange?
3. This picture of him totes creeps me out.

Tom Cruise brings his big schnoz to Japan...

Did he get some plugs put in or something? His hair looks uber-luscious and his skin look crispy, like fried chicken...

Suri and Katie join Tom in Prague....

Why are they always carrying a baby blanket around for her? I mean, she can walk and talk and is no longer a baby...

Tom Cruise wears his Yankee pride in Prague....

Appparently he's there for the next Mission Impossible. Let's home the next MI is more like the first or the third.. Not the second one, which sucked donkeyb*lls.

Tom and Katie screen THE ROMANTICS.....

He looks extra lollipop-kiddish at the NYC screening of THE ROMANTICS.

Tom gives Suri a lift....

Is it just me or does it look like Suri is missing a glint in her eyes?

Suri loves to play shy....

Suri stayed in Katie's arms as they went to the REGIS AND KELLY show this morning with Tom.... I heart what a beast Suri is.

Suri is back in NYC.....

...and she, mom (Katie Holmes) and dad (Tom Cruise) hit Serendipity 3 for some grub... Oh, Isabella, her step-sister is also with her... Doesn't Isabella have better stuff to do with her time other than follow her step-mom around?

Tom Cruise rides like the wind...

After having dinner in LA, Tom Cruise jumped on his red Ducatti home..

Taking a KNIGHT & DAY break at Chateau Smith Haut Laffite in Bordeaux, France...

This picture would be romantical if it weren't for the fact that it was of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz...

Tom and Cameron hit London for KNIGHT & DAY....

Dying over Cameron Diaz's Stella McCartney sweater dress. It's amazeballs.

Check out the schnoz on The Cruiseter....

This is NOT the best picture of Tom Cruise. Perhaps he shouldn't have hit the Augustine Beer Garden after the Germany premiere of KNIGHT & DAY.

I am sweating....

... The Bottega Venetta dress that Cameron Diaz wore to the Munich premiere of KNIGHT & DAY.