Kim and Khloe Kardashian head down to South Africa....

I love how their Lady Gaga-esque stylist (the pitch blonde behind Kim) is always with them. I wonder how much loot she makes annually....

Kim Kardashian looks lovely at Lavo....

Kim Kardashian looked quite fetching in this form-fitting gray number that she wore to Lavo in NYC for the Ultimate Engagement Ring contest.

Kim Kardashian rocks a way fuggers jacket....

Do you think she was dressed for a Star Trek convention? What goes on with that jacket?

If I could dress like any Kardashian...

I'd totes choose Kourtney.... I'm not down with the lipstick color though.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney at a book singing in LA....

Kim Kardashian sans makeup...

...look a lot different that glammed up Kim Kardashian...

Kim Kardashian heads back to the gym....

How can a sports bra that shows so much cleavage be supportive?

The Kardashian girls fly back to LA..

Is it just me or does Baby Mason look like a mini-Rob Kardashian?

Sketchers teams up with the Kardashians....

I'm jealous at how good the Kardashians are at branding their name and endorsement deals... Today the ladies held a press conference at the Beverly Hills Wilshire announcing their partnership with Sketchers...

Look who Kim Kardashian was seated next to at the Lakers game?

None other that Halle Berry's uber-hot ex, Gabriel Aubry.. Just in case you care, the Lakers were playing the Warriors and won.

Kim Kardashian launches her Bebe Jewelry line....

Wait, is that what her signature looks like? If so, I'm kinda jealous as it's eons better than mine.

This is what happens when you yo-yo diet....

I'm sorry, Kim Kardashian is totes suffering from Jessica Simpson syndrome. Note to girls, you  cannot yo-yo diet like they do.. Why? Cause when they aren't dieting they look like they might be prego like Kim Kardashian does in this picture of her at the 7th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards... Now, if Kim didn't yo-yo diet, I'd probably wouldn't notice her weight in this picture as it is probably her nomal lbs and I'd just say that she looks Grecian.

Could the KEEPING UP WITH THE KARADASHIANS series be more staged?

A camera this size has to be set-up way in advance... They really ought to stop calling the Kardashians a reality show.. It's basically a staged show sans script.

Kourtney getting out of a White Rolls-Royce in Tribeca.

The Kardashian's will put their face on ANYTHING....

Including a pre-paid Mastercard which they launched last night in NYC....

The Kardashians love their manicures.....

I feel like those girls get manicures as often as a stoner gets high.. It's semi amazing.

These pants are NOT Kim Kardashians best friend...

The Kardashian girls step out for the opening of their DASH Soho store...

Do you think Kim Kardashian can breathe in that dress slash I die for Kourtney's ensemble....

The Kardashian ladies seems to like the store, 25 Park...

Last week, Kim Kardashian was spotted shopping there and yesterday, Kourtney and Khloe did a big buy there. Again, how much did 25 Park spend for this publicity?

The Kardashian's heart their animal prints...

Now let's discuss the person who is always trailing behind them. Do we think she is one of their assistants or a stylist?

Kim Kardashian shops 25 Park...

Do you think they paid her for this advertising? Slash is 25 Park DASH's future competition?

Kim Kardashian and Ciara grab a bite to eat.

I'm not going to lie, Kim's pants look dead uncomfy....