If Kelly had beaucoup bucks, this is what she'd buy ALP, Nanimal and Myself for Christmas....

For ALP, Kelly would monogram an ice-bucket from Iomoi and send her a French Wine of the Month Club membership....

For Nanimal, Kelly would outfit Mr. Woo (Nanners dog) in a Burberry trench....

And for moi, Kelly would put an end to my iPad whinging and buy me an iPad and Hermes iPad case...

KELLY IS A FIERCE FAUX GIFT-GIVER!