When Metts pulled up at SFO to pick me up, I was pleasantly surprised to see him behind the wheel of a Jaguar XFR. This is not an old person car.... This is a MAKE IT RAIN sorta vehicle. With a glistening black exterior, black/tan interior and black suede ceiling, Metts Jaguar (aka: The Kitty Cat) purrs with sexy perfection. I have complete car envy....
I must be honest with you though....there was a second where I didn't have car envy...Whilst en route to Marin, Metts busted out the SEAT COOLERS. Yep, that's right, the Jaguar XFR not only has seat warmers for when it's cold but, they have seat coolers for those dead hot days.
At first I didn't know what to make of the sensation of cool air blowing on my arse. It sorta felt like I tinkled in my pants a little bit... After awhile, I grew to love the seat coolers and am sitting in my bed right now and wish my bed had a cooler button.
I miss the Kitty Cat.