Yesterday Metts took the ladies (JoJo, Beej and myself) out to lunch at Cafe Des Amis. As he was outnumbered by 3-1, he sat quietly at the table, emailing his buddies, listening to our stories and probably thinking "women are crazy"... After he had paid the bill, Metts quietly (and with signature sh*t-eating grin on his mug) slid over the customer copy of the receipt... I die that he wrote "JUST THE" next to Tip.. DIE!!!!!

As I am inappropriately OBSESSED with JTT, I took it upon myself to write on the chalkboard loo wall in the Silver Peso, in Larkspur, "JUST THE TIP"...