This morning, at 3.30am, I received a drunk call from The Fighting Sausage and el ep (somehow, they were borracho, even though it was 9.30am their time). Now, I know they were drunk because in his message, The Fighting Sausage told me I was the "happiest person he's ever met". I mean, seriously? Is he for real? I'm like the polar opposite of the "happiest place on Earth", Disneyland. The most cynical person he's ever met, I'll take.. The "happiest", is quite far-fetched.