Thursday, September 9, 2010

Straight out of Compton, Serena Williams may have balls...


Why do I think Serena Williams has balls? Because I saw her last night at the Standard and there is no way a woman with those shoulders could not have a little berry action going on below. It is beyond amazing.

The interesting thing is that her demeanor is quite feminine and she actually carries herself as if she were a petite woman. She was following around her gay as if she were 5'2" and 90lbs, basically like an Olsen Twin.

And her arse, well that's a whole other story. She was wearing a very form fitting dress which showed off that her entire body was pure muscle. The Dave was calling it her "Badonkabong" (if you don't get that play on words, I worry for you). I thought it was all muscle but Lily-pad's beau, Nicolas, thought at least 20lbs of her arse was fatty tuna and was saying we could use the badonkabong as a table for drinks.

Joking aside, I truly think she's amazing. The girl tennis'd her way out of Compton and is building herself an empire... How many people can say that about themselves (aside from Venus)?